Predictable Procrastination

So the Burlesque show is next week, and have I done anything as far as coming up with some sort of routine?  Of course not.

For some reason, I have no sense of timing.  Meaning, I have no concept of time.  2 weeks could feel like months for me. 

That combined with my ever present procrastination, and I seem to find myself scrambling at the last minute to throw something together.


I used to be on top of shit.

I have an idea of what I would like to do in my number, however, timing and skill are not coming together.  That and I have no costume yet.  And part of the timing is seductively removing articles of clothing while maintaining good hooping.

I know i want to be campy, silly and raunchy.  But to make it work with the hoop is proving to be a bit. . .oh, I dunno. . .perplexing?  I only have so much time during a song to accomplish what I want to accomplish, and I don’t feel as though I am accomplishing much to keep people entertained.

I know at one point I will hoop around my foot and roll about the floor “tiger pawing” at people. I was also thinking of ending the number with some double hoop action (I’ve been practicing thigh hooping and then vortexing another hoop) or maybe to just hoop and poi and the same time.  (thigh hooping and windmills.)

Problem with the double hoop action is that I don’t have 2 hoops of the same size, so the rotation speeds are not in sync, and throws the rhythm off.

I have a lot of work these next couple of days.  Not to mention I still have yet to go on a quest for the perfect pair of big granny panties. :p